Brooklyn Open Question of the Day
 

What is the worst thing you could be told on a first date ?

I have a STD But its not contagious

So then I told the cops that I only shot them because I was PMSing

Wow You really are Irish

So What are your Normal rates

I left my wallet at home

I would have like you better when I was a man

So when are you getting the operation finished

Mom , Dad Can you spare any rubbers for this date

Is it in yet

You kiss like my father

Don’t mind that red dot on your neck my father is a sniper on the swat team

So then I remembered that no one ever went in to the basement any way so I dragged the bodies there

I voted for bush

Do you mind if my brother watches

So I have this web sight that I post video tapes of all my dates

Sorry Im so hyper I smoked a little to much crack this afternoon

This gun is loaded and so am I

I saw let me just hand you the money I would have spent on diner and you blow me