Brooklyn
Open Question Of the Day
What is the Worst thing you have ever done and
blamed on being drunk?
Tipped Kevin
Made dinner with peanut butter and spam
There where just so many farm animals and so little
time
I do remember and you can’t prove that I do
Got Married
Puked on my Husband as I was about to say I do.
Left a pick that my girl friend email to me of her
self up on my mothers computer
Voted for Bush
Let Ed start an Open Mic
Tried to pick up a cop while she was writing me a ticket
My ex Wife
Actually believed that id only be at the help desk
for 6 months tops
(5 and half years latter)
Slept with My best Friends Girl Friend
Dress up as Kevin’s best friend’s Girl friend
Bought the second guy on the list a beer to help him
remember
Ran out of the Bar naked and rolled around in the snow
Started Gandpa-in-drag.com
Striped in a gay bar from drinking money
Having Kids
Created the WB Network
Got in to a 20 minute fight with my Cat
Started Praying to William Shatners Wing
4 words KY jelly and Light socket
Once told a full blooded Cherokee Indian “What they
got there beeds “
Went trick or treating on Nov 1st