What is the worst thing you can say when a
cop pulls you over

90 Miles a hour ..wow…….didn’t know I Slowed down that much

 

Is The Kid I ran over ok?

 

I only had one officer…..Well maybe 2

 

Sorry Officer, the butt of this rifle got caught in the accelerator

 

Dam nit, You made me spill my Drink

 

I pay your salary, so “someone” owes me an anther drink

 

But May is masturbation month Officer

 

I thought HOV meant Honda Vehicles only

 

Great , Now I’m Going to be late for my community service

 

Will this affect my parole Agreement?

 

Want a Hit?

 

Speeding? Oh thank god I thought you where pulling me over for………Never mind

 

So, which one of you was the “Gay Guy” in the village People?

 

And I thought NYPD was cool

 

Jesus Christ, You Again?

 

Dude, The lights and sirens are killing my buzz

 

I know I was speeding officer but if I don’t get the hooker back in the next  5 minnits I got to pay for anther hour.

 

Sorry Offer, I’m fresh out of donuts