Brooklyn Open Question Of the Day
Turned down a part in the George Went play wild thing
because
I thought it was porn
Got out of bed
Ran for President as a democrat
Became a Mets Fan
I would tell you but then doing that would top the list
I Was Born
Voted for Bush because of the name
Believed my ex-wife meant it when she said “ I really want to know what you think”
I saw vanilla ice live
Asked airport security what they thought of my shoes
Answered my Girl friend when she asked “Do I look fat in this