What is the Worst Christmas present you ever gave/got ?

Gave Dad moms phone number

My ex wife

A book call 50 reasons you going to be disappointed

Chea pet the best way to say they made me get you some thing

A book on relationships from my ex-boy friend

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Yesterdays NY post

My boobs

Put napalm in the chimney with care

A bottle of scotch to a AA member

Coil ear rings

Gave mom a men’s razor

A jail cell

A romantic dinner with father O’brain
 

Gave G.W.B a map of the mid east with bomb here marks on it