What is the frist thing you would do if you found out you were fired?

Party!!!!!!!

 

Burn down the building.

 

Plays doom the real game with coworkers.

 

Beg for beer at mooney’s …..come on Kevin……please

 

Sell the pics of boss wife to drunkinchicks.com

 

Look my boss in the eye and tell him “ My gods going to be really pissed at you now

 

Ask the jazz fairy for anther GiG

 

Play soccer with the boss head.

 

Retire

 

Go to the car wash , the car wash ya

 

Call my wife.

 

Report my ex-boss to homeland security

 

…..Anything except look for anther job

 

Steel company credit card and charge up a few grand at a bar.

 

Tell my boss wife that she has to start paying me now.

 

Poor holy water on the building and see if it melts

 

I would start changing my underwear

 

Id go drinking at moonyes……………..No wait……that why I got fired in the first place

 

I’m retired you cant do shit  no matter how much I piss you off I still get a pay check.

 

Eat lead paint,  so I can understand my coworkers better at my next job.

 

Id look at the kids in my class in the eye and tell them “ Your fucked”